Flo Rida

If ever there were a hook that summed up hip-hop excess, it's this: "I don't want no cake on my birthday / I want my cake every day," set to an aggressive, syncopated bass and dancefloor synth beats. Obviously, Flo Rida has an insatiable appetite for power and privilege. We can practically see the celebutantes' fists pumping in solidarity. But then Flo compares himself to a raisin and talks about what he's gonna have for lunch (filet mignon, of course). By the time he compares his lady friends to Campbell's soup, we're thinking maybe Flo's just hungry.